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You think driving to the shore will be like this
But no matter how early you leave, it's like this
You think your beach body is ready
But no matter how many crunches you do, you're still going to look like this
You think all of the girls will look like this
Or you hope the guys look like this
But the girls (fake) tan too much
And these bedazzled gents are the regulars
You pretend the beach will look like this
But you know it looks like this
You think the sexy lifeguard will save you like this
But really the lifeguard isn't even watching
You think the boardwalk will have awesome rides
But they're either always broken or too unsafe
You assume everyone is like the cast of "Jersey Shore"
And when you realize they're not, you feel like this
You're ready to party
But this is the night life
And so you feel like this
You expect to sleep like this
But there are too many people sharing one house
And so the next day you drive back home like this
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