2. You never know who is going to walk by your desk on a given day.
Really...
...it could be...
3. You get defensive when people complain about the pledge drive.
After all, that's the money you need for that equipment upgrade you've been waiting for!
4. You've spent time trying to get your hair just right only to end up with headphone hair.
5. There is one of these on almost every desk:
6. And the bike room at your office is a thing of glory.
7. You have been peer pressured into joining a CSA.
8. And somehow, despite hearing the weather several times an hour, you still forget your umbrella.
10. You've had to remind people that public radio is more than just "This American Life" and "Fresh Air."
11. But you're happy that your mom is into it.
12. You've said "explain it to me like I'm in kindergarten" to someone with a Ph.D./Nobel Prize.
13. You know that this isn't just a tool to count laps.
14. And that a "dead cat" is not always gruesome.
15. You ask for a pronouncer for even the most simple names, just to make sure.
16. You've looked at one of these for so long you thought your brain would turn to mush.
17. You revel in the fashion of your workplace.
It's the outfit version of having "a face for radio."