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How Secretly Gross Are You?

Congrats, you are not a human! You are either a god, an alien, or some mythical being. You don't poop, sweat or fart, like, ever. You radiate pure sunshine and everything blossoms in your path. Good for you!

Congrats, you're generally a pretty clean person! You have very few disgusting secrets and you're just fine with that. You're comfortable being your tidy self, and people really appreciate you for it.

Congrats, you're a real person! Your body excretes substances you don't fully comprehend but you just roll with it. You do what you can but you could also be a little prouder of your delightfully disgusting body. Go on, it's OK!

Congrats, you're pretty secretly gross! You love big poops and you cannot lie. Large boogers you can't deny. Come join the dark side, friend.

Congrats, you are really, really gross. It may not even be that much of a secret. Your body is a weird place and you unabashedly embrace it, because you know who you are. You win this quiz. Congratulations, again!

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