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<b>"I'll have a grande mocha extra shot double whip half-decaf Frappuccino, please."</b> *SIGH*

"I'll have a grande mocha extra shot double whip half-decaf Frappuccino, please." *SIGH*

What Your Favorite Starbucks Drink Says About You

Pick your favorite Starbucks beverage:

You have an indulgence problem, which you've dealt with by developing a unique web of moral guidelines for yourself and others. You probably also order Diet Cokes with your extra-stuffed burritos, right? YOU ARE TRYING.

You're indulgent.

Damn, you are seriously cool. You get straight to the point, and the point is caffeine. Who needs milk? You don't.

You're cool.

You never let anybody down. You take the good with the bad, and persevere through it all. You may be a bit predictable, but you're also the first person on, like, a dozen people's emergency contact lists.

You're reliable. 

What? WHO ARE YOU? What even is this drink? Do you even exist? You're a unicorn that's drinking from a glitter fountain. You are special.

You're whimsical.

You have no fucks to give. You hate coffee and love ice cream sundaes. Preach.

You know how to live!

You're not too sure about this whole "coffee" thing, are you? You are a straight up pumpkin head and are crazy for spices. You also love other fall things like wearing sweaters, Nicolas Sparks movies, and thinking about apple-picking but actually staying home and watching movies with your girlfriends instead.

You're a coffee hater.

You're a southern gentleman lawyer.

You're a monster. 

You've been considering bangs for a long time but you're glad you didn't take the plunge, because it totally wouldn't have worked with your face shape. Also, you love starting the day with a little treat now and then, because you deserve it.

You are consistent. 

You bookshelf looks like the self help aisle at Barnes and Noble, but you've actually been avoiding your therapist for weeks. You watch a lot of Lifetime Television for Women

You're in touch with your feelings. 

You have zero worries. Some might say, "just go to Jamba Juice for a friggin' smoothie you crazy person," but you're like, "nah, I'm cool. I'll drink this mess." That's very chill of you.

You're chill.

Welcome to the world! How are you liking things? Hot chocolate is delicious, no? Don't let the cruel vagaries of life get you down.

You're a child!

Black hot coffee is a reflection of the richness of your soul. Also, you like basic, no frills stuff, and aren't afraid to face life's challenge's head on — with or without cream and sugar.

You're deep.

You're the life of the party! You love to have a good time, and you know how to really indulge yourself! Good for you! We could all learn a thing or two from your cheeky ways.

You're fun.

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