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    22 Steps To Becoming A Fantasy Football Addict

    It's OK, you're not alone.

    Step 1: Initial temptation

    Step 2: Enjoying the camaraderie.

    Step 3: Realizing you are in too deep.

    Step 4: Your addiction is so strong that you even try to get your fix with fantasy basketball and fantasy baseball in the off-season.

    Step 5: Admitting you have a problem.

    Step 6: Ignoring that nagging thought of quitting, because this year will be different than the last.

    Step 7: Inevitably taking on more than you can handle.

    Step 8: Researching as if it's your job.

    Step 9: Going down the mock-draft black hole.

    Step 10: When the actual time comes, you instantly regret your first pick.

    Step 11: Gloating about your teams awesome, super-witty name.

    Step 12: Signing up for phone alerts and constantly checking for updates.

    Step 13: Being seduced into trades you have no business taking.

    Step 14: Then desperately asking for trades to fix your doomed team.

    Step 15: Justifying drafting a player from your real-life rival's team.

    Step 16: Dealing with the injury of one of your star players.

    Step 17: Yelling at the television in your underwear surrounded by Cheez-It crumbs.

    Step 18: Writing off people who say, "It's just a game."

    Step 19: Experiencing the joy of finally winning a game.

    Step 20: Experiencing the pain of not making the play-offs.

    Step 21: Pretending to congratulate your friend when they win the league.

    Step 22: You're fully addicted now. And the cycle of addiction continues. You'll be back next year.