20 Things All Short Guys Know To Be True

    At least we're all the same height lying down, amirite?

    1. Pictures with tall people are always a little embarrassing.

    2. You live longer, apparently.

    3. Tall women who refuse to date you don't know what they are missing.

    4. Same thing for short women who only date tall men.

    5. Starting the school year and realizing that you stopped growing but your friends didn't = the worst.

    6. Being accused of having a "Napoleon complex" is maddening.

    7. Finding clothes that don't need alterations is like finding gold.

    8. Wearing super baggy pants will make you look even shorter.

    9. You hold out hope that society reintroduces the classic man heel.

    10. There is no shame in shopping in the boy's section.

    11. Being picked last at sports just because you are short sucks.

    12. But surprising everyone is priceless.

    13. If you get caught looking at boobs that is only because they are perfectly at eye level.

    14. Being described as "adorable" or "pocket-sized" is infuriating.

    15. Airplanes and small cars are no problem for you.

    16. However, being forced to sit in the middle seat in the back of a full car is a bummer.

    17. Swallowing your pride and asking a tall person to get something for you is agony.

    18. Being in a crowd and not being able see shit.

    19. Short guys make the best actors.

    20. You know that in the end, height doesn't matter, and that you can do anything.