40 Things Every Self-Respecting Man Over 30 Should Own

You aren't a kid anymore. So stop acting like one, and start being the grown-azz man you ought to be.

1. A tailored black suit

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A plain black suit is an essential part of any man's wardrobe. Tailoring is also important, because an ill-fitting suit makes you look like you're playing dress-up.

2. Black dress shoes

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OK, maybe not a pair of Tom Ford dress shoes, but something similar. Just remember that you get what you pay for, so invest wisely.

3. Brown dress shoes

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You need something to wear with khakis, or that blue (tailored) suit, right?

4. Stocks

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Who cares if you know how the market works or not?

5. A tool kit

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It doesn't need to be the most expensive, it just has to have the necessities: hammer, screwdriver (both Phillips and flathead), wrench, pliers, and a tape measure.

6. A nice wallet

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If your wallet has any Velcro on it whatsoever, burn it.

7. Cologne, NOT BODY SPRAY

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Use sparingly, of course.

8. A watch

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Because checking what time it is on your phone is sooo 2011.

9. A proper bed with proper bedding

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If you're still sleeping on a futon, this list may not be for you.

10. A flashlight

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Now you see the light.

11. Duct tape

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For when that tool kit just seems too difficult.

12. A weekend bag

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Throwing your crap in a plastic bag or backpack when heading to Las Vegas won't cut it anymore.

13. Proper glassware

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The essentials being rocks and wine glasses. The rest are for when you finally get that wet bar together.

14. Grooming kit

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Those nose hairs aren't going to trim themselves.

15. Double-hinged wine key

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Oh, stop whining and get one already.

16. Multiple towels

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If your one towel is cracking, then it's time to man up and invest in super soft and luxurious spa towels.

17. A chef's knife

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If you own one knife, it better be a chef's knife. Like shoes, investing in quality is a smarter move. So make sure the blade's steel runs through the handle.

18. A passport

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It's better to be prepared than disappointed when you win that trip overseas in that radio call-in contest.

19. A flask

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See, Derek knows what's up.

20. Sewing kit

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Your mom isn't going to be around forever to fix the holes in your sweater. Also, if that sweater keeps getting holes, it might be time to get a new sweater.

21. An umbrella

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Just in case, ya know?

22. Buy an ironing board, and an iron.

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Oh, you don't have the room? Explain that during your job interview while you squirm in your wrinkled pants and shirt.

23. Jumper cables

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I don't even care if you own a car or not; just own them.

24. Undershirts

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And when they start to get yellow in the armpits, toss 'em.

25. Playing cards

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So you can do stuff like this.

26. A lint roller

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Just because you have cats doesn't mean you have to showcase it to the world. Same goes for dandruff.

27. A leatherman

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It screams, "Move out the way. I got this."

28. Sunglasses

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Keep it classic with Wayfarers or aviators. No shutter shades, though; your face is not a bay window.

29. A record player

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It doesn't need to be fancy, it just needs to be able to play The Clash's London Calling without it skipping.

30. Football/soccer ball/basketball, etc.

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Just have something that says, "I leave my house occasionally and have a somewhat active lifestyle." Even darts work.

31. A French press

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Nothing says "I love you" more than making your significant other coffee in a French press. If you don't have a S.O., screw it, more coffee for you, then.

32. Good socks

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Basically, no holes, OK?

33. Good underwear

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As with socks, if they have holes then they goes. In the trash, that is.

34. A cast-iron skillet

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And at least one good recipe to go with it.

35. Multiple sheet sets

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With at least a 300-thread count.

36. A bar set

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If you're asking, "Why?" then just move on, because I'm done with you.

37. Matching dishes

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Hey, at least they match.

38. A decent car

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If you live in a city that necessitates you driving, of course.

39. A solid book collection

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Nobody is saying you have to read them all, but just having them speaks volumes.

40. A decent bottle of booze

For when the president comes over, right?

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