1.
"Don't you know 50% of marriages end in divorce?"
2.
"What's the point of even getting married anymore?"
3.
"Do you ever worry about your spouse divorcing you and taking half your stuff?"
4.
"Do you think you'll be married forever?"
5.
"Are you more like brother and sister at this point?"
6.
"Do you still find your spouse attractive?"
7.
"Do you even hang out with your single friends any more?"
8.
"You really think this is the person you want to be with the rest of your life?"
9.
"Do you ever think about sex with your spouse's brother/sister/friends?"
10.
"Don't you hate having to run everything by her/him?"
11.
"How's the old ball and chain?"
12.
"Do you still have sex?"
13.
"Why did you take/not take his last name?"
14.
"Did you just get married for the tax benefit?"
15.
"Who wears the pants in the family?"
17.
"When are you having kids?"
18.
"Are you going to have any more kids?"
19.
"Do you go to the bathroom in front of each other?"
20.
"How can you get married when so many people still can't?"
21.
"Don't you hate sharing a bank account?"
22.
"Do you hate your in-laws?"
23.
"Is the seven-year-itch a real thing?"
24.
"You must love when the other one is gone for awhile, right?"
