1.
Anyone leaving the beach looking like this:
2.
Anyone who shouldn't be playing with fireworks:
3.
And anyone too unlucky to be near them:
4.
Anyone taking a morning jog at the beach:
5.
Anyone too unlucky for water slides:
6.
And anyone who gets stuck in the mud:
7.
Anyone who passes out at a concert:
8.
Anyone whose tan looks like Neapolitan ice cream:
9.
Anyone who deserves to lose their shit:
10.
Anyone who's still attached to their kiddie pool:
11.
Anyone who pops wheelies with three people on their bike:
12.
Anyone who's using this as an air conditioner:
13.
Anyone who falls asleep at the beach:
14.
Anyone whose food melts together from the heat.
15.
Anyone who literally sweats balls:
16.
Anyone's who's having a cool time at summer camp:
17.
Anyone who calls it quits during their workout:
18.
Anyone who thinks this is a good idea:
20.
Anyone who tries impressing a girl by the pool:
21.
And anyone who tries showing off in front of the entire party:
