The Five Weirdest Stories Of 2012 All Happened In One Day

I know it's only March, but I think we can call it. We were supposed to be talking about iPads, remember?

1. The 'Kony 2012' guy got caught (on video!) masturbating in public

buzzfeed.com

Kony 2012 Founder Jason Russel's Nervous Breakdown

2. The biggest Apple story in years turned out to be made up

This American Life Retracts Apple Factory Episode.

3. Rick Santorum took his shirt off

Rick Santorum Shirtless in Puerto Rico.

4. Norfolk State and Lehigh pulled off the biggest March Madness upsets in over a decade

March Madness: Watch The End Of The Biggest Upset In Over A Decade. UPDATE: And now 15th seed Lehigh has defeated 2nd-ranked Duke? What?

5. George Clooney got arrested

abcnews.go.com

Added!: John Kerry Would Not Bail George Clooney out of Jail

March 16th, 2012: The day Twitter peaked. Is everyone feeling ok? What are we supposed to do now?