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    My Cover Letter

    Enjoy.

    Hi, I'm Kelly.

    I heard there’s an open position at BuzzFeed.

    So I was calm.

    And decided I should do what any normal person would.

    Before we begin, there are a few things you should know about me.

    And

    Much better, here we go. I graduated from Vanderbilt in 2012 and had my whole life planned out.

    But then reality set in.

    And it's OK because it led me here.

    So why do I want to work at Buzzfeed?

    Buzzfeed has changed the way we share and absorb information.

    It’s my one stop shop for news and entertainment. Like when I need to learn about what’s happening in the world.

    Or when I need a comparison to Mean Girls to understand the government shutdown.

    Sometimes, I turn to BuzzFeed for more serious reasons. Like finding my husband.

    Now it's my time to contribute.

    I have many strengths that would make me successful at BuzzFeed. First of all, I’m very polite and have great communication skills.

    I work well with others.

    I think outside the box.

    And I’m not afraid to ask the tough questions.

    But no, I’m not perfect. Just like everyone else, I have my weaknesses.

    With work experience in branding and marketing, I have a comprehensive understanding of the communications field.

    Business strategy is my forte.

    I'm basically a social media guru.

    And am constantly coming up with new methods to increase our site's SEO.

    Prior to my current role as a Marketing Associate, I was an Executive Assistant, which required wearing many hats.

    It hasn't been all peaches and cream. I've faced some challenges throughout my career.

    But I remain composed during stressful situations.

    There have also been times when things didn't go the way I planned.

    But I always think back to my mom's advice:

    So why am I right for this position? As an avid BuzzFeed reader, I know your audience.

    My interest in pop-culture is more than a hobby.

    And I have some great ideas when it comes to content for the site.

    I know we would make a good team.

    If for some reason it doesn't work out, I'll be OK.

    But I know what you're thinking:

    So when you come calling,