Working out is great.
Except for when it's not.
Because certain exercises can be impossible/annoying/generally terrible.
12. Like cycling on a stationary bike.
11. Ellipticals.
10. Running on a treadmill.
Working out, feeling good, master of running.
What do you mean it's only been 3 minutes?
The correct way to run on a treadmill.
Liz Lemon is a fitness guru.
9. Leg presses/leg curls/anything on a machine for your legs.
8. Wall sits.
7. Bicep curls.
Because there is no way to not look like a jerk while you do them.
6. Pilates: the hundred
5. Any variation of a crunch/sit-up.
4. Any variation of a crunch/sit-up on a medicine ball.
3. Aerobics/dance/kickboxing/any combination of all three classes in mirror-walled rooms.
2. Burpees
First burpee: Psh, easy as pie.
After five burpees: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
And the worst exercise of them all:
1. Planks.
MODIFIED PLANKS.
ARM EXTENSION PLANKS.
SIDE PLANKS.
ARM EXTENSION SIDE PLANKS.
KNEE TUCK PLANKS.
PLANK JACKS.
KICKING PLANKS.
EVERY KIND OF PLANK THAT HAS EVER BEEN DONE EVER.
*collapses physically and emotionally*
