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<b>Can you tell from these real news headlines if it was sorority girls or frat boys up to these misadvetures?</b> If you get 100%, you win a keg.

Can you tell from these real news headlines if it was sorority girls or frat boys up to these misadvetures? If you get 100%, you win a keg.

Quiz: Did This Crazy Thing Happen In A Fraternity Or Sorority?

The students wore somberos and held up racist signs. You knew this wasn't going to go well.

According to [Gawker](http://gawker.com/5965719/penn-state-sorority-holds-mexican+themed-party-proves-once-again-that-mexican+themed-parties-are-a-bad-idea), "the members decided to wear ponchos, sombreros and mustaches, and two women held signs, one of which read "Will Mow Lawn for Weed + Beer" and the other "I Don't Cut Grass, I Smoke It.

Sorority!

"Penn State [Fraternity/Sorority] Holds Mexican-Themed Party, Proves Once Again That Mexican-Themed Parties Are a Bad Idea"

A Manahattan consultant charges $300/hour to give incoming Freshmen tips on how to get into the Greek organization of their choice. 

_Good Morning America_ [reported](http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/09/sorority-rush-week-prep-now-includes-pricey-consultants/) on image consultant Samantha Von Sperling, who teaches girls what to wear to get into the sorority of their choice. 


"Rush Week Prep Now Includes Pricey Consultants"

When cops came to bust up a college party due to illegal fireworks, they also found a significant amount of weed. 

According to [Dayton Daily News](http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/police-find-marijuana-at-miami-frat-houses-followi/nRF79/), "the two fraternities allegedly had been shooting fireworks at each other, Varley said. But thatÃƒÆ’Ã‚Æ’Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¢ÃƒÆ’Ã‚â€šÃƒÂ¢Ã‚â€šÃ‚Â¬ÃƒÆ’Ã‚â€šÃƒÂ¢Ã‚â€žÃ‚Â¢s not all that had been taking place at the two fraternities, he said.  
In addition to finding fireworks, both exploded and unexploded, inside the houses, Oxford authorities allegedly found what Varley described as 'a pretty significant amount of marijuana' and paraphernalia."

Fraternity!

"Fireworks 'battle' leads to pot bust at [fraternity/sorority] house"

The hazing in this Colorado State University group was so awful that the university disbanded them completely.

According to an [AP report](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32594722/ns/us_news-life/?GT1=43001), "Colorado State University has withdrawn recognition of a sorority after an investigation into several alleged incidents of hazing, including being deprived of sleep and being made to eat cat food."


"[Fraternity/sorority] accused of making pledges eat cat food"

After a student was hospitalized for allegedly "butchugging", this fraternity or sorority held a press conference to deny it occurred.

[Of course](http://www.outkickthecoverage.com/tennessee-fraternity-denies-buttchugging-charge-in-press-conference-that-really-happened.php) it was a frat. It's buttchugging, after all.

"Tennesee [Fraternity/sorority] Denies Buttchugging Incident in Press Conference"

A member of the Greek group found the goat head on their house front steps, took a few pictures, then called the cops.

Weirdest part of the story? "According to University of New Mexico police, the goat head looked like it was bought at a store," reports the [Associated Press](http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/05/new-mexico-fraternity-finds-severed-goat-head-on-porch/?test=latestnews).

"New Mexico [Fraternity/Sorority] Finds Severed Goat Head On Porch"

A Greek organization's house tried to get around local zoning laws by claiming to be legally classified as a monastery, since their constituion included a line pledging "service to God."

[Courthouse News](http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/09/14/50308.htm) reports that the dudes of Loyola's Sigma Pi tried to pull this off. Good try, guys. 

"Would-Be [Fraternity/sorority] House Can't Sell Monastery Line"

This group of college students was unruly at a dance, throwing trash out of their party bus and making the driver pull over so they could pee on the side of the road. They trashed the function hall, leaving a mass of Natural Light beer cans and breaking toilets.

[What naughty girls](http://www.webn.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?article=7101176%22&feed=119585). 

"[Fraternity/Sorority] Banned For Public Urination At Formal Dance"

Acording to [UPI](http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/02/03/Bottle-rocket-misfires-student-sues/UPI-80891328249687/), A student sued the Greek organization that hosted a party where he or she attempted to shoot a bottle rocket out of their anus, causing them to fall off the deck of the house in surprise when it misfired.

It's the one true maxim of the universe: bottle rocket + anus = fraternity. 

"Student Sues After Bottle Rocket Misfires In Anus"

The president of a national Greek organization used funds to commission a pricey wax statue of his or herself.

The president of Alpha Kappa Alpha just wanted [a cool statue of herself](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5941198/President-of-black-sorority-Alpha-Kappa-Alpha-sued-over-expenses.html). What's so wrong with that?

"[Fraternity/Sorority] President Sued Over $900,000 Wax Figure of Themselves"

Honestly, kids, why would you hurt a turkey? Also, how do you RENT a turkey?

A University of Kansas frat chased the turkey around, broke its wing, then killed it to put it out of its misery, according to an AP report

"[Fraternity/sorority] accused of abusing, killing rented turkey"

You're like a freshman pledge, and you need some hazing. But instead of hazing; knowledge. Or something. I dunno, have you ever even TRIED beer?

Go back to school!

Nice work! I'm impressed that you still have some brain cells left after all those rounds of beer pong you won at. 

You're a Greek Life winner!

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