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Why do people share Facebook pages? Why do married people have one Facebook page? Why do people do that? Why? Why? Why do you do that!?!?!?!
2.
Why do married people get to have a gift registry? Why can't I register for being single and fun and needing stuff for my house?
3.
Why do married people think they know everything. Just because you're married doesn't mean you're an expert at relationships
4.
Why do married people try extra hard to hook you up when you enjoy being single? Fuck I wanna be married now for? I like different broads.
5.
Why do married people have Tinder?? You're married, you've already won the game!! Wtf you doin?!
6.
Nothing against married people (or single/divorced) but why do married people deserve a tax break, any more than say tall people or blondes?
7.
why oh why oh why do married people have the desire to combine instagrams?
8.
Why do married people let themselves go? I feel like that should be even MORE motivation to look amazing. They have to see you naked ._.
9.
Why do married people get tax breaks? It's almost like we're rewarding them for making bad decisions
10.
Why do married people come to a single's person's house and make things awkward for everybody??go and be awkward at home alone losers!
11.
Why do Married people always ask when you're getting married like they get points for recruiting to their club of misery.
12.
Why do married people always think their last name has an 's? You're The Smiths. Not The Smith's. Have you seen The Simpsons? #YoureWelcome
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Why do married people encourage singles to get married? So everyone can experience the misery together.
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Why do married people want to get every single person around them married as well?
15.
Why do married people put their relationship issues on social websites? Thats between you two and nobody else.
16.
Why do married people get presents? You get tax relief and 2x income. I need presents. Where's my 'I'm single buy me a blender party?!'
17.
Why do married people eventually find it so easy to shout at each other?
18.
Why do married people complain so much? I'd much rather deal with one person than worry about a whole gender
19.
Why do married people think single people are sad? we are just fine thanks.
20.
Why do married people have to live together?
21.
@prdyt why do married people tweet after dark?
22.
Why do married friends want you to come over an just sit an drink, its not my fault you married I'm not bout to sit wit yo on a Fri n b 35
23.
Why do married people try act single? LOL stop it pls
24.
Why do married people look #old? Lets face it, they either aren't having sex on regular basis or they simple don't have time for themselves.
25.
Why do married ppl stop having sex? I hope that's just a myth.
26.
WHY ARE MARRIED PEOPLE ON TINDER?
27.
Why are #married people always busy??
28.
Why are married people so mad all the time? They get to have sleepovers with the love of their life every night.
29.
Why are married people's phones always off in the evenings?
30.
Why are married people grumpy ?You have dick 24/7 in ur house u shld never be grumpy -_- if parents did it more bet u have a happier house.
31.
Damn, why do married women always have husbands
