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What's The Corniest Joke You've Ever Heard?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Everyone loves a classic, corny joke.

'Cause they're so bad that they're actually good.

Who could live without corny jokes like: "What do you get when two peas fight?"

You might have told a great one, like: "What do you call a sleepwalking nun?"

Or you whipped out a classic from your Grandpa, like: "What time is it?"

So grab your mic stand and tell us the corniest joke you've ever heard!