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    9 Tips For A Happy Marriage According To "The Honeymooners"

    They may have squabbled for years, but Ralph and Alice Kramden just expressed affection in a different way.

    1. Occasionally throw a sandwich at your spouse.

    2. Solve every fight by making-out.

    3. Dance like there's no tomorrow.

    4. Be patient if your partner chooses to look like a cross-dressing robot.

    5. Say things like "One of these days...POW! Right in the kisser!" or "BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon!" when irritated.

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    Ralph was always saying sort of scary (but famous) things when Alice annoyed him. These empty threats are an effective way to let off steam (if they're just empty).

    6. To men: Cry.

    7. To women: Be a total bitch.

    8. After making a mistake, compare yourself to shellfish.

    9. Just be REALLY REALLY nice every once in a while.

    You'll have a lifetime of happiness!