16 Bad Drunk Foods

There are a lot of great, salty, savoury foods we all consume when we are drunk. But what about food that aren't so great for drunkies?

16. Caesar Salad

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Rich caesar dressing, crunchy lettuce, hard baked croutons, bland bacon. Too many ingredients to even be considered a good drunk food.

15. Soup

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No one wants to eat liquids whilst they're drinking/ drunk! Also it's reminiscent of a technicoloured yawn.

14. Smoothies

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Thick, healthy liquids that aren't always cold makes for a terrible idea whilst drinking. They take up more stomach space so you're more likely to chunder.

13. Quinoa

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This grainy, superfood is most definitely not a drunk food, it's far too healthy!

12. Apple Crumble

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Great dessert! Terrible drunk food. All those crumbs have got to go somewhere.

11. Raisin Toast

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Too dry, too crusty. That's more then enough reason for me.

10. Spaghetti and Meatballs

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Messy! Imagine trying to helping your mate out of the gutter whilst he/she is slamming down a big bowl of spaghetti and meatballs.

9. Chicken Feet

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Chewy, strange, and down right wrong.

8. Fruit

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Mushy, bland, healthy, and expensive. If your mate asked for fruit whilst getting on the drink, you know something is up.

7. San Choy Bow

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Even when you're not under the influence this Chinese dish is very messy and hard to eat. After a night of drinking and san choy bow eating you'd wake up the next morning with big, greasy stains on your clothes.

6. Prawns

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There is a lot of peeling involved in these tasty suckers. I'm not too sure drunkies have the motor skills to peel a prawn.

5. Weetbix

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These dry, wheaty biscuits take of effort to make, more effort then most drunkies are willing to put in. Also they're too healthy to be drunk food.

4. Maccas Sundae

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Drunkies often take a while to eat drunk food. Maccas soft serve sundaes are prone to melting. Sooner or later it will turn into a thick, soup like syrup that no one enjoys.

3. Vanilla Slice

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This very tasty dessert creates quite a mess even when you're sober. You can only image the mess that would be created when someone under the influence tried to eat one.

2. Chilli Con Carne

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This hot and spicy meat and beans mix up will only do one thing. Upset a drunkies stomach and possibly brew up the spew up!

1. Yogurt

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Ultimately any dairy based product will probably make you spew. Yogurt is thick and bland in taste thus making it the worst drunk food!