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    13 Terrifying Life Lessons From Toddlers And Tiaras

    Who knew this show was a leader in etiquette?

    1. Be Real

    2. Prioritize

    3. Rules of Fashion are Meant to be Pushed

    4. Never Settle

    5. Karma is a Bitch

    6. Mimic What You See to Fit In

    7. Make Sure you Marry Well

    8. Take Inspiration from Those you Admire

    9. Know Your Limits

    10. Make Sure to Prepare

    11. Always be Practical

    12. Know Your Audience

    13. Be Confident