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32 Reasons Kate Middleton Is The Most Perfect Human Being Alive

Happy 32nd birthday to the Duchess of Cambridge!

1. She's Kate Middleton.

2. The Duchess of Cambridge, for Christ's sake.

3. She has glorious hair.

4. And insanely perfect teeth.

5. We can't see them but we're SURE she also has amazing princess feet, too.

6. She's a windswept goddess.

7. A ping pong queen.

8. With the best celebration moves.

9. And an infectious smile and laugh.

10. She's elegant.

11. And classy.

12. A total charmer.

13. Even Prince William's portrait is checking her out.

14. She loves Harry Potter as much as we do.

15. And fan girls like the rest of us. Just more elegantly so.

16. She created our future King.

17. Just LOOK at him.

18. Yet somehow looked like THIS just 88 days after giving birth. She's a super human.

19. She gets involved.

20. No matter the task at hand.

21. And has a massive heart.

22. She wears 3D glasses so well.

23. And gives the best side-eye known to man.

24. She's close to her sister.

25. And together they are perfection personified.

26. She's slotted into the Royal Family oh so ridiculously well. Because she is the most perfect human alive.

27. Even when she's flipping pancakes.

28. Or taking part in a Mexican wave.

29. Or staring into the air angelically like only the future Queen could.

30. She loves her Prince.

31. And he loves her.

32. But not as much as we love her, William.

Happy 32nd birthday Kate! You perfect super human of a creature.