1. Hagrid got shafted.
2. Here lies an awkward boner.
3. Harry's reflection doesn't yet show who he is inside.
4. This is what a disappointed wizard dad sounds like.
5. Dumbledore has no problem introducing the idea of beastiality to a teenager.
6. One of the many reasons he's not a great role model.
7. Emo Potter is life, Emo Potter is hate.
8. Being an adult means making the smart choice.
9. No seriously, willful ignorance is key.
10. Joint presents is a Muggle-fucking declaration.
11. Like pseudo-uncles, like nephew.
12. ............
13. Sometimes you don't need magic, all you need is a wig and an ancient bust.
