1. Taking your pet owl for a romantic winter stroll.
Until that bitch got uppity and unappreciative and tried to fly away.
2. Having a panic attack over your impromptu shitty tattoo in the boys' bathroom.
3. Trying not to see dicks in Divination.
4. Wandering after mythical creatures that could easily kill your frail magical body.
5. Getting schooled by a Muggle-born.
6. Resisting the urge to ban(ish) all men.
7. Marrying your wizard school sweetheart.
8. Being too excited to actually open your letter.
9. Realizing Hogwarts runs through your veins.
10. Getting into fights with your friends.
11. Perfecting bitch face.
12. ♫ DEFYING GRAVITY ♫
13. Enjoying some heartfelt butt cake.
14. Dealing with a major vermin problem.
15. Learning how to make murder magical.
16. Trying (and failing) to make talking hats werq.
17. Losing yourself in a good *book.
18. Protesting pink skirt suits.
19. ~Managing Mischief~
20. Putting pure-bloods in their place.
21. Getting a rise out of your ~broom~.
22. Getting super emotional about charades.
23. SPEWing socks.
24. Realizing that cats are smarter than you.
25. Learning to live that #bodypositive life.
26. Learning how quickly your soul can leave your body.
27. Throwing up in front of the whole school.
28. Out stepping Step Up.
29. Caricatures of caricatures of caricatures.
30. Rebelling with a cause.
31. Struggling to find a place to take a bath with your egg in peace.
32. Crushing pieces of That Bitch Who Must Not Be Named's soul.
33. Partying hard.
