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13 Things You Only Hear At Comic Con

"I don't even care that I'm getting slowly trampled to death right now." All quotes overheard at NYCC 2014.

1. "Okay but what happens if Patrick Stewart looks directly into my eyes? Does that automatically open up a portal through time and space so I can cry with my teenage self?"

2. "Awwwww! Tiny cannibal! Tiny cannibal eating even tinier fake people!"

3. "All Deadpools can get it. That's the whole point of Deadpool."

4. "I'm breathing the same air as Lucy Liu."

5. "Omg I just want Jaimie McKelvie to draw me like one of his Young Avengers."

6. Cosplay Mulder singing to Cosplay Scully: "I can show you the extraterestrial woooooooorld, tell me Scully when did you last let your heart deciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide?"

7. "I WILL TO GET INTO A FISTFIGHT WITH RUMPLESTILSKIN BEFORE I GO HOME TODAY."

8. "Alan Tudyk or Wash?"

9. "INSTAGRAM WITH KAMALA KHAN AND WOLVERINE MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!"

10. "It's baffling that Coulson's such a hot dad, but has no kids."

11. Girl in the Alex Kingston autograph line: "I don't even care that I'm getting slowly trampled right now because HOLY SHIT THE CURLS ON THAT WOMAN."

12. "I'm not saying BE the house from Up, I'm saying float gently towards me LIKE the house from Up."

13. Cosplay Azula to Cosplay Elsa: "I swear to fucking god if you shed anymore glitter or rhinestones on me I will burn your signed Saga."