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    The Definitive Ranking Of The 2013 NFL Quarterbacks, By Hottness

    Because it's your gameday too, Ladies!

    32. Mike Glennon (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

    31. Carson Palmer (Arizona Cardinals)

    30. Peyton Manning (Denver Broncos)

    29. Ben Rothlisberger (Pittsburgh Steelers)

    "the Pittsburgh-y Doughboy"

    28. Brandon Weeden (Cleveland Browns)

    27. Andy Dalton (Cincinnati Bengals)

    26. Kellen Clemens (St. Louis Rams)

    25. Nick Foles (Philadelphia Eagles)

    24. Geno Smith (New York Jets)

    It's just hard to stomach (looks wise) that Jets fans went from...

    23. Robert Griffin III (Washington Redskins)

    22. Eli Manning (New York Giants)

    "Girl look at that body. I [don't] workout!"

    21. Chad Henne (Jacksonville Jaguars)

    with THIS FLOW....

    to THIS chubby babyfaced QB who has no flow (who are we kidding, no HAIR) to speak of...

    20. Seneca Wallace (Green Bay Packers)

    19. Jeff Tuel (Buffalo Bills)

    18. Terrelle Pryor (Oakland Raiders)

    17. Jake Locker (Tennessee Titans)

    16. Andrew Luck (Indianapolis Colts)

    15. Drew Brees (New Orleans Saints)

    14. Matthew Stafford (Detroit Lions)

    13. Colin Kaepernick (San Francisco 49ers)

    12. Joe Flacco (Baltimore Ravens)

    11. Alex Smith (Kansas City Chiefs)

    10. Ryan Tannehill (Miami Dolphins)

    9. Tony Romo (Dallas Cowboys)

    8. Russell Wilson (Seattle Seahawks)

    7. Case Keenum (Houston Texans)

    Was anyone else a little curious how Schaub could throw a football cross-eyed?

    6. Philip Rivers (San Diego Chargers)

    5. Matt Ryan (Atlanta Falcons)

    4. Cam Newton (Carolina Panthers)

    3. Jay Cutler (Chicago Bears)

    **SWOON**

    2. Tom Brady (New England Patriots)

    1. Christian Ponder (Minnesota Vikings)

    LITERALLY SWOONING. I HAVE NO MORE WORDS.