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This mom who was so exhausted, she couldn't even operate the coffee maker.
2.
This mom who gets her thrills from her kid's farts.
3.
And this mom who gets her thrills from her kid's boogers.
4.
This mom who perfectly summed up her first night of having a baby.
5.
This dad who is learning pets aren't the only ones who soil carpet.
6.
And this mom who is learning sinks aren't just for dishes.
7.
This dad who only gets about two hours of real sleep per night.
8.
This parent who had to clean up this horrific scene.
9.
And this parent who had to wash this many of their baby's bottles.
10.
This mom whose baby is driving her to drink.
11.
This mom who doesn't even bother with clothes because she has to feed her baby so much.
12.
This mom who uses Snapchat filters to feel ready for the day.
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And this mom who skips the Snapchat filters altogether.
14.
This mom who was projectile vomited on.
15.
And this mom who just wants to be able to do the basics.
