1. When you and your SO are trying to decide what to have for dinner:
2. When it becomes apparent that you have not actually read War and Peace, as stated on your online dating profile:
3. When your partner forces you to go to a party that you really don't want to go to:
4. When you're both trying to keep the kitchen clean:
5. When one of you is clearly in the wrong about a fight:
6. When your partner asks you to fix the router but then asks you to take out the trash while you're fixing the router:
7. When you have to call on your partner to come and kill a bug for you:
8. When you are both way too tired for sex:
9. When you're both trying to be the better person in the nightly Netflix debate:
10. When your SO leaves you alone with their parents:
11. When your your phone dings and you hope it's a text from your SO, but instead it's their mom:
12. When your girlfriend asks if you like her new outfit:
13. When they make fun of your Spotify playlists:
14. When the two of you get back from grocery shopping, and you both remember that you forgot toilet paper:
15. When you are pretty sure your SO isn't paying attention to what you're trying to say:
16. When you get caught looking at your SO's e-mail over their shoulder:
17. When you expect to have to cook, and your partner calls from the pizza place asking if you want extra cheese:
18. When your partner lets you use the bathroom first:
19. When you accidentally fart in front of your SO for the first time:
20. When you have to insist to your SO that no, SERIOUSLY, DELIVERY STOPS AT 9, PLEASE PICK A CHINESE PLACE:
