1. On how politicians are all secretly weirdos:
2. On the importance of gun control:
3. On what Congress is reliably good for:
4. On government leaks:
5. On why gun control is a total clusterfuck:
6. On what isn't important:
7. On why sexual preference is irrelevant:
8. On why it's REALLY worth fighting for women's rights in (the fictional country of) Qumar:
9. On the origins of political extremism:
10. On keeping things in perspective:
11. On why politicians need to pander:
12. On how the most important lesson children can learn is that making mistakes is normal, even for adults:
13. On C.J. Cregg:
