1.
You ask people how to get close to the Hollywood sign.
2.
You take pictures with people who resemble celebrities.
3.
You think you're the only person to have ever thought of taking a picture with that "crazy lamp post thing" in front of LACMA.
4.
You have no problem getting down on the dirty sidewalk and sticking your hands into a celebrity's hand prints.
5.
You're taking pictures of everything, because it all looks like you saw it in a movie.
6.
You attempt to seriously shop on Rodeo drive.
7.
You're riding the trolly at The Grove.
8.
You ask people: "Where do all the celebrities hang out?"
9.
You've set foot on the TMZ tour bus.
10.
You're willing to wait in the epic line at Pink's.
11.
You're at the 3rd & Fairfax Farmer's Market at 11 a.m. on a weekday.
12.
You waaaay underestimate how for away Disneyland is from LA.
13.
You voluntarily go to Hollywood and Highland, because it seems like it will be fun and not at all a hurricane of fanny packs and cargo shorts.
14.
You've bought a star map.
15.
You came with a group in matching T-shirts to be on The Price is Right.
16.
You go see movies at the Chinese Theatre and not the Arclight.
17.
You think it's reasonable to try to go to the beach for only 45 minutes.
18.
You go to the Museum of Jurassic Technology believing that it's a real museum.
19.
You think it's a good idea to stay at a hotel on the Sunset Strip.
20.
You're so impressed by the traffic that you take pictures of it.
