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If even one Porg dies, I will fucking burn the Star Wars franchise to the ground
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Me: I don’t have a Porg. I’ve never had a Porg. If I wanted a Porg yes I could probably go out and get one because… https://t.co/Q0r2ksGeAy
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If you think I’m gonna start buying Porg merchandise when they were clearly only in the movie to get people to do e… https://t.co/gi80MrMc2Q
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Just saw the new Star War and I, for one, welcome our new porg overlords.
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Don’t tell my wife but I’ve decided to name our child Porg.
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ok no spoilers or anything but i would probably die to save a porg
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Not a single PORG Christmas tree ornament at Target. Christmas is cancelled.
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I apologize in advance for speaking entirely in Porg gifs for the rest of the week.
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Me entering the theater: Porgs are just a classic marketing scheme to sell more toys. Me leaving the theater: I wi… https://t.co/UVmTz0uEUv