Look, guys, all of you QUIET FOR A SECOND: the New Orleans Saints have a problem. And not that stupid fake "Mutiny on the Bounty" problem — you're today's lucky winner if you catch that cultural reference! — but a real, football problem after Sean Payton's year-long suspension was upheld. THEY DON'T HAVE A HEAD COACH.
Don't worry New Orleans — all is not lost. You've still got Drew Brees, so the offense is good. You've still got Jonathan Vilma, so you'll continue to murder opposing players with reckless abandon. And there are plenty of prime candidates to handle coaching duties for a year. I mean, a year — that's just 16 games! BIG DEAL.