Sports·Posted on Feb 1, 2013The 19 Funniest Super Bowl Ads That Will Never, Ever HappenOur friends at The Classical should be allowed to write all the Super Bowl ads.by Kevin LincolnBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. In the depths of Thursday night, BuzzFeed Sports contributor and The Classical editor David Roth decided to come up with some hypothetical Super Bowl ads. Then the Internet joined in. These will never air. That's a pity. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19.