1. Because they use Facebook instead of texting.
2. And update their life events too often.
3. Because they share stuff like this:
4. And this:
So wait, if I share it, I get an otter, if I like it, Jesus touches the moon, but I have to comment to prove I'm not racist?!?!?! And I have to vote FAST!?
5. Because they use cute puppies to get more likes.
6. And leave comments like this:
7. Because they make smiley faces wrong.
8. Because, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
9. Because they aren't very good at telling stories.
10. And don't know how to spell "comment."
11. Because of this:
12. And this:
13. Because they participate in "adding games."
14. Because who is SATAB?
15. Because they try to force others to prove their love for their mothers.
What about all the people that never saw this post, YOUTHS? What about them?!?!