Buzz·Posted on Mar 19, 201823 Jokes About Smoking Weed That Will Probably Make You Laugh Out Loud"Idk man, I'm not really feeling this edible." Two hours later...by by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed Staff, by Casey RackhamBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Stoned 2 the Bone @stoned2thabones Me lighting a blunt after a minor inconvenience 06:50 AM - 13 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Stoned 2 the Bone @stoned2thabones When you cough for two minutes straight after taking a huge hit. 03:38 PM - 15 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. HeyitsFranklin @ZhxTxt when you high and you been hearing something for awhile and you look over and it was your Bestfriend talking to you 01:47 AM - 11 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Andrew Spena @iamsosorry Getting ready to go out when you’re stoned out of your gourd 02:15 AM - 15 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. mama @mckenziedenisee I want there to be a TV show called Stoned and Hungry: similar to Naked and Afraid, only it’s a bunch of people stupid faded in a kitchen with a bunch of weird/random items and then the show documents what kind of munchies they come up with 06:06 AM - 13 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. hannan @richhomiekhan "idk man, i'm not really feeling this edible" 45 minutes later: 04:05 PM - 14 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Nick Colletti @nick_colletti wen u high af at dinner n ur mom b like "what did u do today" 02:53 AM - 25 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. KENSON #SE @F_Kenson Made a sandwich 10 min ago and been looking for it ever since then🤦🏾♂️ I gotta stop smoking😂 08:04 PM - 12 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Chidden Nuddet @Sir_Hurizzel "These edibles ain't shit." *20 minutes later* 12:06 PM - 10 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. jeff @LoudFlavor when the drugs hit you too hard and you have to concentrate on not dying 04:02 AM - 07 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. KingMusa @OfficialSkinny1 When you're drunk vs when you're high 05:30 PM - 15 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Stoner Nation™ @ThaStonerNation There's being stoned, and then there's 'eating ice cream on a train with a lighter' type of stoned 09:00 PM - 11 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Stoned 2 the Bone @stoned2thabones me: smoking weed hasn’t affected me at all someone: count to 10 me: 10:01 PM - 13 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ISZY @_iszy when you high and you been hearing something for awhile and you look over and it was your Bestfriend talking to you 09:48 PM - 17 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Tanner @Swizinn When you’re high at 3 AM eating cereal while everyone else is asleep 02:16 PM - 11 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. KLASSY @_Klassy the real dangers of smoking marijuana 08:55 PM - 18 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. address me as brother love @OwwKiana LMAO the highest shit I've ever done is make a bowl of cereal, had my phone in one hand the bowl in the other, I threw the bowl on my bed instead of my phone https://t.co/sROnBDHevS 02:00 PM - 14 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. sai @constantcurse me: this edible ain’t shit me 30 minutes later: 03:58 PM - 25 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. Trap Grampa @trapgrampa Am I high af or does this lady’s hair look like a dog wearing sunglasses 02:42 AM - 19 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Too Sassy @IssaSassyBitch me and my friends trying to communicate when we’re high af 10:30 PM - 07 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. jovan @ehjovan me when im high trying to listen to my friends 06:39 AM - 29 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite