1.
Surprise! It's Nigel Thornberry! Now, who wants a kiss?
2.
The real reason Ariel couldn't go through with this kiss: POOP.
4.
Belle with a mustache looks strangely ... natural?
5.
And boom goes the Snow White.
6.
Ariel. Just wanting to do ALL that humans do in her limited amount of time. I respect that.
9.
Cue scary-sounding screechy violins. SHE WANTS TO SEE WHAT THE PEOPLE SEE.
10.
Coping mechanisms. Can you really blame her?
14.
Don't fuck with the ocean.
16.
Always knew there was something inherently creepy in a woman forced into a cursed sleep.
17.
Ariel and Eric as awkward teens:
18.
Where dreams come true?