Buzz·Posted on Feb 3, 201528 Reasons You Should Never Visit ParisTotally blasé on this city.by Leonora EpsteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. First of all, everyone knows you should NEVER visit Paris in the winter. It's disgusting. View this photo on Instagram 2. And in the winter months, there's nothing fun to do there. View this photo on Instagram 3. The food is terrible. View this photo on Instagram 4. Probably because the French know nothing about presentation. View this photo on Instagram 5. You can't even get a normal, decent sandwich in this city. View this photo on Instagram 6. You'll never once feel like you've been transported back in time. View this photo on Instagram 7. And you definitely won't feel like you're living in a dreamy fantasy as you walk the streets. View this photo on Instagram 8. You'll never find those hidden gems only locals know about. View this photo on Instagram 9. Because pretty much everything in Paris is a tourist trap. You'll never find anything off the beaten path. View this photo on Instagram 10. If you go on a weekend, you'll be completely let down by brunch. View this photo on Instagram 11. You don't really need to see Sainte-Chapelle in person. Looking at a picture of it is pretty much the same thing. View this photo on Instagram 12. Your Airbnb might resemble this dump: View this photo on Instagram 13. You'll hate sitting by the Seine. It's so cliche, you'll want to scream. View this photo on Instagram 14. The desserts are mediocre at best. View this photo on Instagram 15. And the croissants are nothing to write home about. View this photo on Instagram 16. And it's not romantic AT ALL. They should just call it the City of Whatever. View this photo on Instagram 17. If you want to get a drink, it's all chi-chi cocktails; you'll never find a cool bar where you can be yourself. View this photo on Instagram 18. The sunsets are just "meh." View this photo on Instagram 19. The bookstores will be beautiful but useless to you since you're not about to read Balzac in the original French. View this photo on Instagram 20. And there's no cool place to get a good cup of coffee and chill. View this photo on Instagram 21. You'll go shopping and you won't be able to afford anything. View this photo on Instagram 22. The buildings that house museums are just as boring as the art in them. View this photo on Instagram 23. There's no natural beauty in Paris. None whatsoever. View this photo on Instagram 24. I mean ... BARF. Am I right? View this photo on Instagram 25. Everywhere you turn, it's more of this: Puke puke puke. View this photo on Instagram 26. Ugh. So tired of this already. View this photo on Instagram 27. Yep. Over it. View this photo on Instagram 28. BYE. Never going here ever. View this photo on Instagram