Buzz·Posted on Nov 8, 201317 Signs You Are A Health Nut In A Lazy Person's BodyIf you say "kale" enough, maybe people will think you eat it.by Leonora EpsteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Every few weeks or months, you make yourself a promise: You're going to start REALLY taking care of yourself... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But your detailed plans for your new, healthy life can be a bit confusing. 2. In your excitement, you might download a bunch of cool health apps to make sure you meet that goal... But those fitness apps were the first to go when you needed to make room for Candy Crush. 3. You've tried just about every fitness craze... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But after about two weeks you tend to find something wrong with it, so clearly you have to stop. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. You'll have something like pizza for breakfast... View this photo on Instagram But "make up" for it by Instagramming something undeniably healthy. View this photo on Instagram 5. You'll sign up for a juice cleanse... View this photo on Instagram But rewrite the rules. 6. You will display a piece of exercise equipment quite conspicuously in your home... View this photo on Instagram But have a different use for it in private. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. The only Foursquare check-ins you make anymore are when you go to your local gym/yoga studio/spin class... Even when you're not exactly there? Walking by counts... 8. You've been "saving up" for a Vitamix for a really, really long time... But this supposed "savings plan" doesn't really exist. 9. You have fits of paranoia about all the "evil toxins" in your body... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But somehow forget about this a few hours later once you're hungry. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You think that squeezing in this little bit of extra exercise will change your life... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Until you discover your own genius, infinitely better (read: easier) thing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. You are a vegan. You are sometimes a vegan. View this photo on Instagram 12. You've purchased several Living Social fitness deals... But "saved" them for the "right time"...which is past their expiration date. Oops. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. One of your favorite weekend activities is loading up on fresh veggies at the farmers market... View this photo on Instagram But let's be honest about your real feelings on kale. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You've made the noble effort to give up your coffee for green tea... View this photo on Instagram But then Google "benefits of coffee" a few days later to justify taking it back. 15. You'll retweet interesting health news... Health magazine @goodhealth Love this: #MediterraneanDiet may help women live longer, healthier lives #healthyaging http://t.co/J9OcvuhTei 05:16 PM - 06 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Health magazine@goodhealthLove this: #MediterraneanDiet may help women live longer, healthier lives #healthyaging http://t.co/J9OcvuhTei/ Via But forget to actually read it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. You have a Pinterest board called Healthy Recipes... Filled only with gluten-free cakes. 17. You attempt — yet again — to run a marathon. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF You do not actually run said marathon. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF