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    The Bumper Belt Is The Best Way To Keep Kids From Having Sex

    If you had to wear this to your middle school dance, it would have totally harshed your YOLO.

    Here's a photo from 1923. This woman is wearing a bumper belt which prevents her from getting to close to her dance partner.

    Oh, how your middle school chaperones would have loved this device.

    Because when they saw you dancing, it looked like this to them:

    FYI, kids, this is appropriate dance etiquette. You won't get pregnant this way.