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17 Things Only Virgos Know To Be True

Is it really so hard to find the perfect productivity app?

1. Your closet looks like this. (Or if you're currently short on closet space, you aspire to have something like this.)

2. Meaning a trip to the The Container Store can be the highlight of your week.

3. Complete satisfaction comes from getting things done long before they're due. (Meaning you never miss a deadline and probably handed in term papers early.)

4. You always have a take on a situation.

5. If people ask you what you want for the future, you know exactly what to say because you've kept a detailed five year plan for the past 10 years.

6. Doing something embarrassing can ruin you for days.

7. Meticulously cleaning something — like your hairbrush — is fun to you.

8. Your medicine cabinet is an apothecary of remedies for stomach issues.

9. Given the choice between a free vacation and $1,000 to put towards your credit card debt, you'll take the latter.

10. You haaaaaate being wrong.

11. Which also means that everyone knows you're a sore loser.

12. If someone really crosses you, you're done with them.

13. Sometimes people think your systems and methods of doing things are extreme — you think they're logical.

14. You're forever trying to lose 5 lbs.

15. You've gone through a million productivity/to-do/scheduling apps and have yet to find the perfect one.

16. Yes, you have bitchy resting face. And it can drive you crazy when people assume you just don't care.

17. Even though Virgos can be tough to crack, once you do, they're loyal and very loving.