All your friends are home with their families, so you can forget a birthday party.
Or if they're around, there are so many holiday parties people don’t want to celebrate.
If you don’t celebrate Christmas, you still get screwed.
You get combo presents from everyone and it's not OK to point out that if your birthday was in July, this would be an outrage.
On top of the combo presents, your birthday presents are always wrapped in Christmas paper.
You have to save up a list of what you want all year. Hopefully your dream present doesn't come out in February, otherwise you will be waiting 10 months.
And people like to decorate really well for your "birthday."
People also like to remind you it isn't only your birthday.
If they even remember at all.
People always start to call you the Grinch since you're sick of all the holiday cheer.
This is what your birthday dinner looks like, even if you don't like turkey.
And this is what your birthday "cake" looks like.
You are always forced to do some horrible holiday activity on your birthday whether you want to or not.
And you are always getting upstaged by a fat guy in a big red suit.
