Celebrity·Posted on May 24, 201717 Chrissy Teigen Tweets That'll Make You Say "Same, Girl, Same""Threw up in the cab into a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos."by Lindsay FarberBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On spotty WiFi: christine teigen @chrissyteigen i am basically just refreshing websites until i fucking die i guess 11:43 PM - 08 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On the male anatomy: christine teigen @chrissyteigen IS PEE STORED IN THE BALLS Thu Dec 05 19:40:41 UTC+0000 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. On Googling: christine teigen @chrissyteigen 4:30am, eating a sausage mcmuffin and looking up the gestation period of animals 12:39 PM - 07 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On drama: christine teigen @chrissyteigen The 30 seconds of cold skin and hair post-shower...not worth it to me anymore. I no longer wish to shower again. 04:53 PM - 16 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On dietary restrictions: christine teigen @chrissyteigen i have been vegan for 12 hours and I've said it 14 times today 04:01 AM - 26 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. On goal-setting: christine teigen @chrissyteigen the only skill i am currently working on is getting a 5.0 uber rating and i am not fucking kidding 06:35 AM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On emotional support: christine teigen @chrissyteigen Sometimes I catch myself holding my nail lady's hand back and realize the extent of my loneliness 03:01 PM - 30 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On makeup: christine teigen @chrissyteigen i don't even get what a bb cream is and now you're telling me there is a cc 07:28 AM - 10 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. On first-world problems: christine teigen @chrissyteigen Hate this macbook relationship. "When do you want to update?" "Later" "later today or later tomorrow?" Oh my god just fucking LATER 05:19 PM - 22 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. On standing up for yourself: christine teigen @chrissyteigen I am horrifically ballsy in every way except telling a waiter they got my order wrong Fri Oct 23 18:04:31 UTC+0000 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On fashion: christine teigen @chrissyteigen I have some kind of disease where I look ridiculous in shit most other people look cool in 03:28 AM - 30 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. On going with your gut: christine teigen @chrissyteigen Oh fucking god I can't fit my pants and I'm not even wearing at them I can just look at them and know 01:13 PM - 22 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. On faking it: christine teigen @chrissyteigen my whole life is pretending I listened to voicemails so I get it 09:43 PM - 10 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. On staying young: christine teigen @chrissyteigen I'm at the age where I want to eat beef stew but then still go "be around cool people" after 07:39 PM - 24 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. On seeking praise: christine teigen @chrissyteigen I'm not looking for a huge round of applause when I fold my inflight blanket when leaving but like a small group gently clapping would be ok 08:56 PM - 22 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. On social media: christine teigen @chrissyteigen are Instagram ads tailored to you because mine are all seasonal sadness and taco bell 05:07 PM - 22 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. And finally, on partying: christine teigen @chrissyteigen Threw up in the cab into a bag of cool ranch doritos. This hangover is no joke. Also I'm pretty sad about my doritos. 10:59 PM - 28 Mar 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF