lizorange

I get this ALL the time!! Last time someone called me a 'good girl' I told him 'I'm not a dog, and that it would be ok for you to just say thank you to me like a human'.

A friend of mine once a a customer SCREAM at her because his wife had ordered paella...even though she is allergic to seafood. They agreed that she would eat his chicken

I once had a customer ask me 'is the smoked cheddar a cheese?'

Really? The ONLY woman? Pretty sure there are lots of women slaying every damn day. Why not write an article on the female producers or musicians behind the scenes who don't get as much media coverage?

This week alone I have been shouted at for the following; 1.our chef seasoned their steak with black pepper. We pointed out that any chef who knows what they are doing seasons their meat and if they don't like it then perhaps they should mention it when ordering. She screamed in… Read More

All the English people are dissapointed. Where's the steak & ale??

This is Reginald. He is a fantastic reminder in the morning that life is marvellous & cats are funny.

A single serving bag of watsits is 17g & walkers is 34.5g. You would need to eat just under 6 bags of watsits to make 100g but only 3 for walkers. I'm well aware 100g is 100g regardless of the product, just pointing out the reality of the servings they actually are.

Think you misunderstand my point, fully aware that 100g is 100g regardless of the product - but a single serving bag of watsits is 17g, walkers are 34.5g so you would have to eat nearly 6 bags of watsits to make 100g, but only 3 of walkers - just pointing out its a little misleading.… Read More

You know that per 100g is misleading because they are lighter than the others so there would be more of the product? A quaver will surely weigh considerably less than a dorito? Not you're best idea buzzfeed