TV and Movies·Posted on Mar 25, 2013What To Expect From The "Clarissa Explains It All" NovelClarissa Darling is returning in book form with the upcoming novel Things I Can't Explain. Let's speculate about the plot.by Louis PeitzmanBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Clarissa Darling is coming back. You know what that means, right? We can finally forget about THIS abomination. View this video on YouTube youtube.com For those not in the know, Clarissa Now was a failed pilot for a series that would have shown us Clarissa as a working journalist in New York. Hey, that sounds a lot like Things I Can't Explain. Hopefully the book will be better. Details of the novel are pretty hush-hush. But that doesn't mean we can't make up our own plot points. Clarissa and Sam are totally doing it. Ferguson is a proud member of the Log Cabin Republicans. Clifford and Clarissa still hang out sometimes. He's into her, but she's hung up on Sam. Marshall and Janet were separated for a while. They're cool now, though. Clarissa is OK, all things considered. Rest assured, this will ultimately be a story of triumph. Or maybe we're way off-base. What are your Clarissa novel predictions?