1.
Constantly Hearing About How Great PS 107 Is
2.
Getting Rezoned Out Of PS 107
3.
The "Un-schooling" Movement
4.
Germs, Germs, Everywhere
5.
The Lines at the Food Coop
6.
Your Shift at the Food Coop
7.
Your Suspension From the Food Coop
8.
The End of Grown-Up Things...Like Coffee
9.
The Sandbox At Harmony Playground
10.
Parents Who Sleep-Train
11.
The Cost of Those Must-Have Art and Music Classes
12.
Moms Who Say Their Kids Don't Watch TV
13.
Moms Who Teach Their Baby To Sign
14.
The PSP Yahoo! Groups
15.
"Natural Exploration Areas"
16.
Other Park Slope Parents' Apartments
17.
Political Correctness on a Previously Unforeseen Level
18.
Pretentiousness On a Previously Unforeseen Level
19.
A Tendency To Buzzkill Everything...Like Ice Cream.
20.
Your Inability To Leave