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Oh, you wanted a jigsaw puzzle cake!? My bad.
Take the money you saved by making a homemade cake and put it in a therapy fund for your kid, who will be needing it in a big way for many, many years to come.
Oh, you wanted a jigsaw puzzle cake!? My bad.
Your father and I just wanted to remind you to give us a call while you're away at camp this summer. Otherwise this boogeyman will get you. That's all.
Your father cannot wait to take you to Hooters. They have a lovely kids special.
What is it? Are these tears of happiness? Or did you really not like the cake?