1. You love gin, so if a friend of yours ever says they don't like it, you just can't understand it.
she loves it, I hate it @bigmugs22 #ginproblems
2. Whatever else people suggest you drink, you really would just rather have some gin.
3. It's always a struggle to keep your tiny cans of gin cold in the park at a BBQ.
4. You sort of feel that you should be very knowledgable about gin – but there are just so many!
6. Or at least, attempt to look convincing that you are actually contemplating getting a single.
7. But then you're in a round and whomever is buying has clearly got you a single, the tight-fisted cockwomble.
You can barely even taste it.
8. The biggest stress in your life is getting to the bar and realising there are just too many gin cocktails to choose from.
9. Because you definitely don't want to abandon your old favourite...
10. But the one the bartender is making for someone else looks oh-so-nice, and it's just screeeeeaaaaming your name.
11. You're aware that the entire nation of Britain once experienced a 'Gin Craze,' and you're secretly slightly jealous of people who got to live through it.
13. You've definitely got a favourite brand, but you never seem to be able to find it when you want to.
14. Shops seem to run out of the exact one you want every time.
15. Or you end up at a bar drinking Bombay Sapphire because all the Hendrick's has been used up by some thirsty shit.
16. You also occasionally worry that your fridge is a bit short on other drinking options.
17. You so desperately want to go to all the gin joints in all the world.
18. So every time a fancy new gin place opens up near you, you just have to head straight over there.
19. You might well have experienced the very awkward moment when your phone autocorrected 'got' to 'G&T.'
20. You've definitely experienced the moment after you've had slightly too much gin, and ended up feeling a bit maudlin.
21. But much more common is the moment you've had too much gin, and ended up feeling way, way too merry.
22. There's no drink that's more likely to make you have just one more.
23. And all that leads to a morning where really, the previous night is little more than juniper scented fog inside your skull.
24. Because there are few drinks that can give you a hangover like a gin hangover.
25. It can lead to some unusual issues the next day.
26. But the number one problem, the absolute worst? When the gin runs out.
27. Because gin is just the best.
