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1. First up, they make a lovely couple
2. They're always up for an exciting adventure
3. Seeking out curious new lands
4. They're adherents to the old adage "the bleaker the surroundings, the better the holiday home"
5. Because there are few more breathtaking backdrops to a staycation than a power station
6. Or a desolate shingle beach
7. Though sometimes such extreme beauty is too much to bear
8. Although they're in their 30s, they'll always hunt down the wildest parties
9. In the remotest of locations
10. Yes, if there's an edgy soiree happening then they'll know about it
11. Andrzej knows how to treat his missus to a romantic daytrip
12. And is a reliable guide to heart-stopping performance art shows
13. Rachael's insomnia is useful for completing jigsaws featuring disgraced television personalities
14. They also love a good board game, especially international board games with substance
15. They're very much a nature-loving couple. Holidays should involve, where possible, Shetland ponies...
16. ...puffins
17. And the end of a holiday is best commemorated with alpacas
18. Rachael has a keen eye for antiques shop treasures
19. Though is equally adept at finding weird shit on beaches
20. Or just on the ground generally
21. Trains are more fun when they're really small
22. You'll never dine as well as you do when you are out with them
23. Though don't ask Andrzej to cook breakfast for 9 people
24. Or order the Northlink 'house' wine
25. Which is certainly not improved by several whiskey chasers
26. They'll always happily go in strong on the first night
27. Even if we all massively regret it the next day
28. The passage of time takes on a special, glacial pace in Lerwick
29. Unless you can find a hotel room to while away the hours. Or one of its thrilling tourist activities
30. Dry gardens are limited in their potential for botanic beauty
31. If you hang out with them you'll inevitably find some abandoned gloves in sinister arrangements
32. Or come across some politically incorrect 'nostalgia'
33. If you go yomping with Andrzej you'll take in some pretty spectacular sights
34. Though you should never yomp through the breeding ground of a bonxie
35. Alain de Botton does a bloody lovely holiday home
36. And a grand time is always had by all
37. But one thing that we've learned above all is that they love each other very much
38. So we're really happy they got married
39. And we hope that they're this happy forever
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