2.
Invite them round for tea.
3.
Politely urge them to look again at their choice of meeting place.
4.
Deliberately get them mixed up with EDF Energy.
5.
But be sure to clear up any genuine misconceptions.
6.
Subtly disrupt their plans.
7.
Point out the tiny, but significant, flaws in their tattoos.
8.
(Their banners could do with a bit of work, too).
9.
Engage them in intellectual debate.
10.
Give smart-arse responses to their questions.
13.
Pick them up on factual errors.
14.
Whatever they do, do the opposite.
16.
Invoke local pride.
But the most effective way to mock the EDL?
17.
Let their words, and actions, speak for themselves.