1. Not everyone got into the Glastonbury spirit.
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Sod Glastonbury, I'm hosting my own festival. It's called Suburbia; you just sit in your garden alone drinking gin in complete silence.
Rory Sutherland
@rorysutherland
Sod Glastonbury, I'm hosting my own festival. It's called Suburbia; you just sit in your garden alone drinking gin in complete silence.
3. Plenty of people made jokes about the Rolling Stones' advanced years.
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5. Some of the jibes were affectionate.
The Stones having a well earned post show pint. #glastonbury
Nick Gavrilovic
@nickgavrilovic
The Stones having a well earned post show pint. #glastonbury
6. Others were cruel.
A nuclear war will wipe out humanity one day but all that will survive will be cockroaches, Nokia 3310s and Keith Richards. #bbcglasto
J
7. And some were just plain morbid.
Meanwhile, the Rolling Stones road crew wait patiently for them to finish their set back stage.
Steve A.
@sarm0161
Meanwhile, the Rolling Stones road crew wait patiently for them to finish their set back stage.
8. Meanwhile, the rest of us just made jokes about the band's appearance.
Anyway it was good to see Charlie Watts with the Stones, and not doing these adverts for Wonga loans
Ken Barlow
@I_am_KenBarlow
Anyway it was good to see Charlie Watts with the Stones, and not doing these adverts for Wonga loans
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Ronnie Wood looks like the skeleton of a Game Of Thrones messenger raven. #bbcglasto
J
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The best Mick Jagger #bbcglasto facial expression so far
BuzzFeed UK
@BuzzFeedUK
The best Mick Jagger #bbcglasto facial expression so far
11. Lots of people pointed out how cosy and middle class the festival has become.
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15. Especially compared with life north of the border.
16. Plus, there were the inevitable hipster gags.
17. While others took a more abstract approach.
18. People were snippy about Example.
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Terrible music acts. Example: Example. #glastonbury
CUP OF BEANS
@JustACatInAJar
Terrible music acts.
Example: Example.
#glastonbury
20. And Kate Moss.
21. And Chase And Status.
22. And especially Mumford And Sons.
23. Poor old Mumford And Sons.
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25. Wiley had a Twitter meltdown.
26. Which led to this.
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28. In fact, people managed to find humour even in the most unpleasant aspects of Glastonbury.
29. And even though everyone watching it on telly was relentlessly cynical about the whole thing.
30. It's really because we secretly wish we'd been there.
