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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a startled whoopee cushion.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a hilarious looking potato that’s been sent in to That’s Life.
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Chiles, with your face like a lump of lard at melting point, wrapped in cling film.
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a ruined butternut squash.
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a Bulgarian folktale.
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like an unsuccessful Ronseal marketing campaign
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a disappointed frittata.
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Adrian chiles with your face like the inside of Taco Bell's waste disposal unit
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Adrian Chiles. With your face like a demolished Copacabana sandcastle that a dog just piddled on…
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Adrian Chiles with your face like Tony Blair's soul.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a cattle prodded scrotum.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a melted wheelie bin.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a kicked over dog bowl
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Adrian chiles, with your face like some piles, after 52 miles, on broken tiles.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a poorly attended summer solstice festival ...
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a beano to Blackpool #WorldCup
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a switched off television set.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a burst Eileen Grimshaw.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a Hemorrhoid infested arse
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Adrain Chiles with your face like a missed penalty, like a sodden schnitzel, like an efficient process, like an umlauted vowel.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like VHS flange wipe.
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@andyparmo Adrian Chiles with your face like Barbara Windsors left knocker
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@andyparmo Adrian Chiles, with your face like a discarded kebab.
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@andyparmo adrian chiles with your face like a badly reconstructed vagina
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a disappointing Christmas present
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a culled badger on fire.
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@andyparmo Adrian Chiles, with your face like a British Gas sales representative.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a blowtorched testicle
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a tipp-exed pickle
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Adrian Chiles...with your face like a stray cat suffering from the ill-effects of the Chernobyl disaster.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like 'Tubular Bells' without any bells
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a dehydrated bollock.
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@andyparmo Adrian Chiles, with your face like a forgotten piece of sandpaper.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a bemused walnut
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a badly manhandled wanksock.
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like an accidental airbag discharge.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a cross between David Coulthard & a rejected batch of Silly Putty.
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like the bottom of a tramp's shoe, waterlogged by their own piss.
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@andyparmo Adrian Chiles with your face like you looked into the Ark of the Covenent
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a baked potato explosion in a microwave
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a flustered duster.
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@andyparmo Adrian chiles with your face like an abused Yorkshire pudding
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Adrian Chiles. With your face like somebody had a stroke in a porridge factory
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Adrian Chiles. With your face like an 8 bit video game character
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like an old woman's lady garden.
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Adrian Chiles. With your face like an Ewok on Temazepam
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a boil-in-the-bag gammon joint.
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a power crazed clam.
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@andyparmo Adrian Chiles with your face like a well kicked bollock.
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Addrian Chiles, with your face like Oliver Cromwell's warts.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like ꌒ.62 in copper.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a consumptive's lung
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a punched breast
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a badly shaved gerbil.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a paint-your-own ballbag
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a distended liver sausage.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a dimpled skidmark.
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a melted lego piece.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like an exploded potato in a microwave
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a rectal prolapse, covered in piccalilli
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a bag full of puppys trying to escape.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like an abandoned tesco basics sausage roll.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a half digested pair of fat man's slippers
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like an abused fleshlight.
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Adrian chiles with your face like a slowly melting morph
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a condom full of regret
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a piece of Toblerone left too close to a three bar gas fire burning on low in a damp flat in Pontefract.
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like regurgitated foie gras.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a Salvador Dali painting entitled "The Potato".
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Adrian Chiles with your face like fire damaged Wonga puppet.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a haunted Ugg boot.
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Roy Hodgson with your face like a slapped budgie
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a microwaved tree frog
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a maimed crumpet.
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Adrian Chiles with your face like a 26% reformed pork product.
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Adrian Chiles, with your face like a laboured, repetitive joke.