Buzz·Posted on 24 Oct 201324 Things You Only Do When You're DrunkYou booze, you lose.by Luke LewisBuzzFeed Executive Editor, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Become indiscriminately amorous. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Dance aggressively, with no respect for other people's personal space. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Attempt choreographed dance moves with your friends. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Suddenly remember a key skill from your youth, and insist on demonstrating it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Impulse-buy stupid things on Amazon/eBay. 6. Convince yourself that karaoke is a good idea. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF This is always the moment you realise you have AN AWFUL LOT OF FEELINGS, which you can only express by SHOUTING. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And you go on shouting, even when you don't really know the words. 7. Have a nice lie down in the street. 8. Chat to complete strangers in the toilets. 9. Regard a Jägerbomb with anything other than fear and revulsion. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Overshare on Facebook. 11. Leave a mean comment on someone else's status. 12. Tweet something dumb that you'll regret in the morning. 13. Make unwanted physical advances. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Have arguments about trivial things that escalate really dramatically and end up breaking a decade-long friendship. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Tell your friends exactly what you think of them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Buy endless rounds, as if money has no meaning. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Decide that somebody is your soulmate forever, despite only having just met them in a taxi queue. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Make really brilliant plans that you then forget the next day. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Share your innermost feelings. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. Reveal inappropriate secrets. 21. Carry home something random you found in the street. 22. Ask the cab driver to put on Magic FM, and could he please turn it up? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. Fall asleep on public transport and wake up at the end of the line. 24. Text your ex.