The world's media is on royal baby high alert. But, since there is no royal baby yet, some of the coverage might be making you feel a little...
Photographers and reporters have been staking out St. Mary’s Hospital for three whole weeks.
This pretty much sums it up.
Reader nails the birth coverage: "Does anyone else think this is turning into Panda Watch from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy?"
Paul Hutchinson
@paolohutchi
Reader nails the birth coverage: "Does anyone else think this is turning into Panda Watch from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy?"
Even the Queen's bored of hanging around waiting.
Naturally, a lot of old nonsense has come along to fill the void. Here are a few of the more annoying examples.
1. The endless false alarms on Twitter.
Red alert MT @Justine_Roberts: Hearing that Kate's gorn into labour...
Benedict Brogan
@benedictbrogan
Red alert MT @Justine_Roberts: Hearing that Kate's gorn into labour...
2. The celeb mags that somehow managed to read the future.
3. The tenuous stories.
4. The WTF stories.
5. And the clearly made-up ones.
6. The Telegraph's live feed of a door.
7. The lame corporate press releases.
8. The desperate cash-ins.
9. The "there is no news" news stories.
10. The animal angle.
11. The fascinating live updates from the front line.
12. The middle-class problems.
Spent some time outside the Lindo Wing today.The veterans of the #GreatKateWait are starting to sound like guys who've been in 'Nam too long
Richard Palmer
@RoyalReporter
Spent some time outside the Lindo Wing today.The veterans of the #GreatKateWait are starting to sound like guys who've been in 'Nam too long
13. The plaintive questions.
14. The pointless speculation.
15. The total bollocks.
16. The horror. The horror...
